Professional football players have been victims of gun violence on several occasions over the past year and a half, and investigators in the latest incident involving Carolina’s Richard Collier say the offensive tackle was targeted. The NFL and some top athletes have had enough and contacted the Texas Armoring Corporation for help. The TAC creates custom bullet-proof vehicles for movie stars and public figures, and the company is a self-proclaimed expert at converting luxury vehicles into a blingtastic Brinks-mobile. The TAC says that 80-90% of attacks happen in the car, making armored vehicles a good option for those in the public eye. Professional athletes buying an armored car from the TAC can also get a professional threat assessment from two former CIA operatives.

A quick glance at the TAC website shows that you can get a Cadillac Escalade with 8,000 miles and the ability to stop an AK47 or M-16 for $147,000. That’s a bit over blue book for a used SUV, but when considering that it has one-inch-thick glass and European B6 level protection, the six figure price tag isn’t all that shocking. It’s just sad that we’re at the point athletes need a 9,000 lb, overstuffed SUV to get to the game in one piece.

The lure of the flying car is just too great for Moller International, a company best known for its SkyCar prototype and not actually producing a real flying vehicle for sale despite being around for some 25 years. Its latest tease is adapting the body shell of a Ferrari 599 GTB for use as a flying vehicle. Called the Autovolanter, this 599 GTB that’s freed from the shackles of Earth is capable of vertical take-offs and landings thanks to a hybrid powertrain comprised of rotary engines and electric motors. The vehicle, proposed by a wealthy Russian businessman who’d apparently like to bypass Moscow’s busy traffic with style, has already gone through small-scale testing and Moller seems rather pleased with the results.

Initial goals for the Autovolanter are a 150-mile range on the ground, with 40 of those coming from battery power alone, and 75 miles of airborne flight at high speeds. So the Autovolanter is basically a flying Chevy Volt based on a Ferrari. To make it a reality, the vehicle would need 800 horsepower… no problem, right? Oh yeah, and Moller needs around $5 million for continued development. Word is they’re currently seeking more wealthy Russian businessmen who apparently have no sense.

Finding a stash of vehicles left to rot can be exciting, like if they’re in a barn and they’re vintage and would have some high collectible value once fixed up. Finding a stash of cars left to rot at the bottom of a lake, well, that’s a downer for everyone. Authorities in Camas, Washington (the state) recently pulled five gutted cars from Lacamas Lake, all of which had been stolen: two Hondas, two Acuras, and a Chevy Tahoe. The lake’s water level is low this time of year, which allowed boaters to see the cars underwater. It’s the second time the police have had to do salvage duty in the same lake for the same reason, and by their own accounts it is a “stolen car graveyard.” If you live in Oregon’s greater Vancouver area where the cars were stolen, it could be time to invest in… a snorkel.

Upon first inspection, MR2forum.de member LaroCroft’s second-generation (SW20) Toyota MR2 is simply a tastefully modded example of a cult favorite. However, peer inside and all preconceived notions are immediately thrown out the targa top.

Any “For Sale” thread that requires “Knowledge in electronics, skills in PC technology and knowledge of programming (especially Visual Basic)” is a clear indication that things inside have gotten thoroughly out of hand. Just check out the gallery and you’ll see what we’re talking about.

The entire instrument cluster and center console have been replaced with three screens displaying every conceivable function and parameter of the MR2’s systems. The trio of displays are controlled by either a touch screen interface or a center console-mounted knob (ala iDrive), and allows the drive to manipulate everything from fuel consumption to engine temp; climate control to GPS functions; mirrors, radar/laser, the wireless transfer of music from a home computer, lights, fog lights, and on and on and on.

It’s pure insanity and incredibly cool. And the best part: it’s for sale in Germany – assuming you’ve got the programming chops to actually leave your driveway.

Devastator, a massive Decepticon made out of five, or six, or seven Constructicons, depending on which source you cite, will be in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. In the oddest case of reasoning we can imagine, he’s said to have “massive upper body strength, like a gorilla.” Devastator is a simpleton with one mission: heavy metal whoopass. But he’s pretty easy to trip up since he’s not so smart, which could be what the gorilla comment is about. Nevertheless, when upright, he’s pretty good at what he does: his signature line is “Nothing defeats the Devastator. Nothing!” For the Autobots and humans, that’ll probably mean a beatin

You no doubt remember the infamous Post-It Note Jaguar. The practical joke played on an unsuspecting coworker turned into an internet sensation thanks to the photographic skills of Scott Ableman who published images of the stunt on Flickr under a Creative Commons license. 3M, the maker of Post-It Notes, wanted to cash in on the popularity of the Post-It Note Jaguar, and so contacted Ableman to use his pics. After a bit of negotiation, Ableman came down to the price of $2,000 for the use of his images on in-store displays for six months. Anyone who deals with professional photographers knows that two grand is a steal for a national campaign, but 3M didn’t bite and instead told Ableman they could recreate the pics for around $1,000 and wouldn’t use his originals unless he lowered his price to match. Ableman didn’t, and 3M went ahead without him to produce the above in-store display that has been seen in stores this summer.

The 3M promotion is part of the Million Uses and Counting Contest, plastering someone’s car with the adhesive paper scraps being one such use. The company even made a YouTube video of how to Post-It a car, and the scene they recreated is eerily similar to the one Ableman originally photographed, except that it rings completely hollow. The original was a practical joke we watched unfold through Ableman’s pics, while 3M wants us to find a million uses for wasting its product so we can buy more. The marketing folks at 3M clearly don’t get the whole social media thing, otherwise they wouldn’t have haggled with Ableman over just $1,000 and then proceeded to profit off his efforts. Not cool 3M, not cool.

Hey kids, don’t forget: the new, not-at-all-improved Knight Rider becomes a weekly series on Wednesday, September 24th. As was the case during the pilot that aired back in February, I’ll be on my couch with my laptop, liveblogging the proceedings and adding much-needed “perspective” each week, right until the show’s cancellation. Maybe you couldn’t care less about the liveblog, though. Or maybe you’re just a glutton for punishment. If that’s the case, you’re in luck — the Peacock is posting the season premiere online at NBC.com and Hulu.com on September 17, a week before the network broadcast. I’m gonna pass on the sneak peek, because I don’t want want to taint my initial reaction to KITT’s new Attack Mode (above). That, I’m saving for you guys. Mark your calendars. In the meantime, I’ll watch this again instead.

Lexus has some changes in store for most of its model lineup in 2009, though there doesn’t appear to be anything in store for enthusiast drivers to rejoice over. Also cause for jeers instead of cheers: price increases from .8 to 1.1 percent, depending on model. The IS 250 and 350 do get revised suspension and steering tuning to go with exterior styling tweaks and the revised interior carries a new center cluster and an off switch for the VDIM stability control. The IS F über-IS also gets a new interior rendered in terra cotta and black that’s termed “sporty.”

The only news in the GS department is a 40% increase in trunk space for the GS 450h hybrid, which sounds fantastic but only amounts to 10.6 total cubic feet. The big LS sedans stay largely the same, though some new variants join the party. AWD versions of the LS 460 and LS 460 L tuck a Torsen differential onto the transmission’s output shaft, which then marshalls torque between front and rear axles. Slick. The AWD LSes come standard with air suspension, variable-ratio steering, and adaptive suspension.

Vandals who mess with other people’s cars are scum — bottom-feeders who are beneath contempt. It doesn’t matter what the vehicle being damaged is. Cars are a major purchase, there’s often an emotional connection to them, and most importantly, they generally represent the owner’s primary source of mobility — getting him or her to work, to the store, to pick up the kids, and so on.

SUV owners know the deal, and it sucks. Stories of drivers (and dealers) finding trucks partially or completely trashed in the name of saving Mother Earth are nothing new, and now it seems that Prius owners are getting their own taste of this nonsense. Inside Line reports that a recent Los Angeles case in which one of the Toyotas was burned to the ground has been determined to be the result of arson. In Petaluma, CA, meanwhile, seven Priuses were vandalized over a two-week period in April. One poor woman had her car attacked twice, and then when it was in for repairs, the Prius rental she had also got worked over. The conventional wisdom suggests that the Prius is a juicy target because it’s a poster child for the environmental movement. And seriously, is this at all surprising? Some sort of anti-eco blowback like this was probably inevitable. People get fed up, so just as the HUMMER and other SUVs are targeted by greens looking to send a message, it was only a matter of time before the anti-HUMMER started getting the same kind of attention from the other direction.

What’s it all prove? Nothing, except that asshats are readily found on both sides of every issue. If you don’t like a particular car or truck, feel free to talk as much trash as you want (it’s practically a sport in the comments section around here). Think the HUMMER represents some sort of rolling apocalypse? Fine. Ditto if you feel that the Prius is nothing but a snob capsule for tree huggers. Just don’t turn those thoughts in to actions, because when you willfully screw with another person’s car or truck, you’re just another stupid criminal, and whatever message you think you’re advancing just falls on deaf (and angry) ears.

Norris Cadiere and his family were among the thousands who evacuated their New Orleans-area homes ahead of Hurricane Gustav last week. The Cadieres, who waited out the storm in Georgia, decided to stop at the Hollywood Casino in Bay St. Louis, MS on the way back to their home in Marrero, which is around 10 miles outside New Orleans. Norris was playing the maximum bet on one of the casino’s nickel slots when he got lucky, and the slot machine started going berserk. Cadiere thought he had won himself a thousand bucks or so, but he soon learned that, in fact, he had won a $30,000 2008 Mustang convertible (we’re assuming it’s a GT, given that price). All too often, violent storms like this result in a loss of some kind for those affected by them. In the Cadieres’ case, not only did they wind up with a brand new car, but their house escaped the storm unscathed as well. Little did they know that when they took their unplanned (and almost certainly unwanted) road trip last week, Lady Luck would be riding shotgun the whole time.